Oakfield NWH Memories

[J-Dub]

I've been remeniscing with Notorious ZIG about some great moments in NWH Oakfield history today ..

There are way too many to list, but I'll give it a try here for a few minutes ..

Oakfield drunk "Maker" going after Legion Cage with the barrier ..

Maker once again going after someone with the barrier, this time it was the hairy backed, bald Canadian .. can't remember his name ..

Sonny knocking me off my chair to the floor, d**n near breaking my elbow ..

Leading up to ..

J-Dub doing a horrible job as guest referee the next time they were there ..

J-Dub training with Larry Huntley and quitting after an hour and 15 minutes of SUCKING ..

Grabbing some chick's boob after Hardware won the title ..

Throwing a potato to some Spike Dudley looking guy after he called the Oakfield crowd "a bunch of hillbilly spud pickers" ..

Notorious ZIG bringing an oversized old Primestar Satellite Dish to the fans bring the weapons match ..

Wiping I disagree with the Canadian flag, much to the disgust of our friends, the Canadian Contingent ..

Completely destroying Red Tiger and Crusher's match by completely getting in their heads to the point they appear to forget they are working a match ..

Counting a pinfall outside during Larry ley vs Dangerous Donna's match, Donna kicked out at 2 ..

Stealing a garbage can from a hardcore match in Fairfield ..

Stealing Larry Huntley's chain ..

Starting the NWH ring van up because I was having a smoke and I was cold ..

Taking a piss on Johnny Primer's shirt and telling him "don't worry man, it was only beer" ..

Yelling "Pickle Park!" every time Quinten Michaels tried to speak while he attempted to cut a promo ..

The one legged guy going after Chocolate Starfish Marcus Hall after a hardcore match, trying to run him over with his scooter ..

Meatball Roselli giving me a live mic during one show, when I was supposed to ask him where Frosted Flakes was, I instead said, "what everyone wants to know is, what has this guy been eating lately?" pointing to Robbie Sinclair. "Just kidding, I'm a fat bastard myself" .. the "commish" came out and told me i was fired, so I grabbed the mic and did my best Vince impression and fired myself ..

Getting Rugged Rick to do a figure four on Hardware, as well as having him do a few other spots we were yelling for ..

Having Meatball Roselli get his blood on my championship Red Sox shirt ..

Meeting That Old F*** Robbie Ellis before a show out back and "shaking his two fingers" ..

Getting completely hammered at the "Lounge Down Under" with, God rest his soul, the Commish (I believe his name was Al Biondi) ..

Kicking T-Bone Jones' ass in beer die ..

Not believing my eyes that they would actually pit Killer Kyle Krup against Osirus at Dino's in Brewer, busting out a "KKK! KKK!" chant to the horror of most of the crowd ..

Watching some fat slam pigs show their tits at Skip's Bar in a "banana eating contest" and not throwing up ..

Calling the Oakfield Town Manager a bald bastard and almost getting kicked out for life ..

Seeing Gino Martino kick the snot out of some poor masked bastard ..

Meatball Roselli throwing me into my Ford Ranger in Houlton ..

Completely berating Honky Tonk Man in Oakfield and then the following night at Skip's bar ..

Drinking at T-Bone's in Presque Isle, while one of my fellow hardcores unsuccessfully tried to sleep with his roommate ..

Driving across the lawn to get to Irving for some "refills" during a show ..

Going out for more beer during 33% of all matches at every show ..

Drinking and driving to every show (oh wait, just kidding, I never did that) ..

Seeing the NWH guys put on a great show every time they came up ..

Going to Fairfield and not believing how dead their crowd was compared to Oakfield ..

Sitting at a bar stool watching a wrestling show 3 or 4 times at Skips ..

Seeing Dave Heath throw down his newspaper out back after reading the "USA Yesterday" since we get "USA Today" a day late up here in hickville ..

[paul]

Good stuff. LOL!